See these t-shirts to figure out what I mean:
Smartass Cookie T-Shirts
"Cool fortune cookie t-shirts for the smartass, cynic, misanthrope and flirt in all of us. These cookies bite back!"
Ok, for a long time my friends and I would add "in the sack" to fortunes from fortune cookies for strange, insightful, and often snort-inducing phrases of destiny. These designers got it right on the money with these T-shirts.
These are my favourites:
You have an ambitious nature and will make a name for yourself... in bed.
Now is the time to try something new... in bed.
You have the ability to touch many people... in bed.
One Horse Shy T-shirts and more
Political, Asian, Blasphemy, Cool, Lowbrow, Highbrow, Society, and Western categories
I found this website through CuteOverload.com and really took a liking to many of the designs. Also, this website spun off the Smartass Cookie T-Shirts. Cool!
Some of my personal choices:
Dun-na-na-nun-na, da-da! I say whippet, whippet good!
There's a 34% chance that you now have the Devo song stuck in your head.
Instructions for use:
1) Wait for someone to say "I give up, what?"
2) Scream "CHICKEN BUTT!"
3) Laugh and laugh and laugh.
Yes, I actually would do this. Most often with my friend Wesley.
For those, like me, that check the "other" box for racial categories, etc.
Another take - the "None of the above" option for social categories
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